Alistair Carns is a first-time MP who won in the Labour stronghold of Birmingham Selly Oak last week. The brother of Ben Williams, who died from a brain tumour aged six, has a life-limiting condition.

Then there's Selly Soak in Selly Oak and Noct Offs in Stechford, all guaranteed to raise a smile with their fantastic names. Whoops a Daisy in Kings Heath and Sam An Ella's cafe in Wolverhampton ...