Rephrasing in a more dignified way: (Conference Pride) fools its sufferers into believing their thimble-sized piss pumps ... three SEC teams got past the velvet rope this time, which feels ...

Rolling through the canyons of Arizona in a red Dodge Charger, blacktop shimmering in the heat, yellow lines looping through sweeping corners like a thrown rope and noise burbling ... just a bit more ...

An elderly private school teacher wonders if his life has meant anything as he contemplates suicide on Christmas Eve and is reminded by former students that he has, indeed, made an effect on the lives ...