Of course, that description also describes A Minecraft Movie itself, a slog of IP-driven nonsense that somehow has the ...
It’s packed to the gills with Jack Black songs and Jason Momoa slapstick, but it doesn’t have much to say about Minecraft ...
This film is a jumbled mess of video-game-to-movie tropes and self-deprecating gags so lazily rehashed they tend to whimper ...
Sebastian Hansen, Emma Myers, Danielle Brooks and Jennifer Coolidge also star in the story of four strangers who must find their way back home after being pulled into a cubic wonderland created by a ...
Frantic barely describes the helter-skelter pace of A Minecraft Movie, which hits theaters April 4, beginning with a ...
"Napoleon Dynamite" director Jared Hess hurls tater tots and two competitive dorks played by Jack Black and Jason Momoa into ...
The Black and Momoa-led film probably won’t dig up many new converts, but is enjoyable enough for fans of the popular game ...
The story begins in the small Idaho town of Chuglas ... At first, the CG interpretations of Minecraft settings, animals, monsters, and villagers are overwhelming: A carnival of nightmare visuals ...
The director seems to carry the spirit of the indie film with him — even as he takes on a blockbuster. The offbeat humor and overall character of "Napoleon Dynamite" that won Sundance over 21 years ...
A Minecraft Movie immediately creates a sticky paradox for itself. Clearly hoping to follow in the footsteps of a project like The Lego Movie, this video-game adaptation wants to pay tribute to the ...
Millions of people are playing the video game Minecraft right now ... of America,” where a giant tuber mascot looms over the town. Before the opening credits wrap, a restless doorknob salesman ...
This is all game accurate, as is A Minecraft Movie’s general visual design, but it still comes across as lackluster, akin to a slightly more cubist version of Super Mario Bros.’ mushroom kingdom.