Rushed to air after the original series' resurgence on Netflix, Aaron Korsh's strange sequel series only sports loose ties to "Suits" — a new cast, a new firm, and very few fun vibes.

This NBC attempt to capitalize on the surprising Netflix success ... thus adding a bit of “Suits”-iness. Years ago, Ted was a federal prosecutor taking down mob guys in New York.

Netflix's revival offers the opposite of a binge, a gargantuan dump of seasons that makes it unfeasible — and possibly psychologically damaging — to gobble down every episode Suits could ...