Looking for the best funny one-liner jokes to make everyone laugh? This article has the wittiest, sharpest lines that deliver instant humour in just one sentence!

Okay, okay, we're not claiming to be John Mulaney or Hannah Berner, but sometimes you just need a funny joke up your sleeve.

Dark humour jokes are not for everyone. Some people are easily offended and would not appreciate others criticising sensitive topics. Therefore, these funny quotes have to be used discerningly.

"Girl, you really got me growing." What do you call a group of bunnies hopping away from you? A receding hareline. Why shouldn't you tell ducks jokes on April Fools' Day? They'll quack up.