More like six. But Baby can't count yet. JUDGE JENNY: What do you have to say to this, Miss Locks? Did you break Baby Bear's chair? GOLDILOCKS: Yeah, but I didn't mean to. It was an accident.

But also in the woods was a little girl called Goldilocks who was quite hungry from all her skipping and singing and smelt the bears porridge. Goldilocks made her way there, knocked on the door ...