Spend any amount of time on social media — especially Elon Musk’s X platform — of late and it’s more than likely that you were exposed to the ugly rumors circulating about former President Barack Obama, his wife Michelle, and Jennifer Aniston.

“Happy birthday to the love of my life, @MichelleObama,” the former president wrote, shadily. “You fill every room with warmth, wisdom, humor, and grace—and you look good doing it. I’m so lucky to be able to take on life’s adventures with you. Love you!”